CAMARADERIE TROUBLES

CHAPTER 8

"Gloria, I've reviewed the poem you submitted for the entry. I must say, it was okay... But it didn't fit the

theme of this year's competition. Besides, the poem had a lot of grammatical errors and a lack of

figures of speech. Like I said earlier, you are the major talent we are relying upon, the others are just

backups. Take this new poem," she handed or piece of paper to me.

"I know you must have been cramming the one you wrote yourself earlier. Sorry, you would have to

unlearn them and begin to get this one into your brain, rehearsals begin next week!"

I felt sad after Mrs. Stella turned down my poetry work. At least, she should have corrected the errors

and fix in all the literary devices she wanted. Even at most, she should have told me to go and make up

another poem entirely, not giving me the one someone else wrote. I believed that was plagiarism

because I will be performing spoken-word poetry of a work I didn't compose by myself. Absurd!

" Sharon, are you going to be performing the poem you wrote by yourself? I mean did Mrs. Stella allow

you to use the poem you submitted for the entry?" I asked.

"Yes, she reviewed my work and said it was nice. She didn't turn anyone's work down, did she reject

yours?"

I eaved a deep sigh. "She did reject it. She told me it's lacked a lot of essential stuff. The painful thing

was that she gave me this.."

I held the paper like a piece of trash.

"to cram. It isn't my work. I didn't make this up, and it would be quite difficult learning this." I said

downcasted.

I checked Sharon's work. It wasn't even half as good as the work I submitted which got rejected. I

checked Amirah, Ayodeji, Farooq, and Azizat's work. They didn't stand anywhere near mine, yet they

were approved for entry by Mrs. Stella. I figured out this was because she wanted me to win by at all

costs.

Weeks rolled by. The competition was by the corner. Mr. Samson the Drama teacher didn't take things

lightly with the six of us. It seemed to us as if he wanted to kill us but he wasn't. He was stretching us to

our fullest potential. The rehearsals became more rigorous. We rehearsed during short breaks,

afternoon, and night prep time, during free periods and even weekends. The whole school knew there

was a 'FANTASTIC SIX' going for a mission (The competition). During rehearsals, Mr. Samson denied

us permission of making use of any microphone or any modern auditory enhancement gadgets. He

implored us to speak on top of our voices so that our deepest emotions and actions would be

expressed.

"Cut! .. Cut!" Mr. Samson ordered.

"Farooq, I like the emotions and hand gestures you were putting in that performance, but do you know

you are fumbling big time? What is wrong with your voice? I could barely hear you audibly just a few

meters away. How are you going to perform before an audience of thousands of people?

Everyone listen up! Dignitaries and professors from the University of Ilorin are going to come and watch

you perform, and this competition is barely in two weeks. What's wrong with all of you? The other time,

Sharon was mincing her words together, Azizat was mumbling. And you, Ayodeji you are not doing this

from the depth of your heart. You performed the spoken word with a lackadaisical attitude as if you

were forced to do it. Are you uninterested? It was only Gloria that did this to my fullest satisfaction. Her

performance deserves my appraisal. Didn't you see the way she performed the spoken word with all

manner of professionalism? The way she expressed her emotions in the poetry work was top notch!

She even teared up when she said; 'CHARITY, YOUR ABSENCE MAKES THE BELLY OF THE

DEPRIVED ONES WAIL IN HUNGER'. "That's the kind of thing I want. You all should emulate her.

Good luck!"

I felt very proud of myself for receiving such great comments.

I would lock myself in the hostel room and would begin practice the way I'd deliver the spoken word

poetry. I had no choice but to blend with the write-up Mrs. Stella give to me. I started loving it.

"O Lord, please help me to win this competition" I silently prayed, sweating profusely after a rigorous

practice in my room. I would always talk to the doors, bunks, mattresses, chairs, wardrobes, buckets

windows, and almost everything found in my room; imagining I was talking before a big audience. Most

times, I would call a few of my friends together and perform the spoken word before them.

"Such a nice performance!" Noah said.

"I believe with the way you have performed this afternoon, you should be able to qualify for the grand

finale and eventually bring home the trophy. Please don't forget me after winning this competition. I

know that there is so much money attached to this competition." he teased, smiling.

"Yo guys, don't worry. Just pray for me to perform well in this competition and qualify for the next round.

I believe if I do, everyone would benefit from this."

* * * *

Deji sobbed at a corner of the school public toilet like a baby. He felt too ashamed to go out. For the

first time in his life, he wished the earth could swallow him up. The shame was just too much for him to

bear. He had probably become a laughing stock amongst his classmates. He punched the wall with his

fists, an expression of frustration. He was sore. Akanni had sneaked to meet him at the toilet to console

him. He was such a great friend, a friend in need! He had rushed to the school hostel to go get him a

clean pair of trousers. What happened? Find...

It was a Thursday. Exams had started at PATISA. It was the first examination for the term and students

had been preparing hard for so long for their first paper, which was Chemistry. This was one important

subject SS2A student's desired to have good grades at.

"Failing chemistry practically means not being qualified in the sciences," said Mrs. Ojo, the chemistry

teacher.

Deji checked the time. He was quite shocked to see that he had barely two minutes left before the

exam starts. He hurriedly wore his socks and pulled his shoes back on. This he was fond of anytime he

read at the school library. He returned the textbooks and resource materials to their shelves and hiked

out of the library. He had been there for over two hours, reading relentlessly without being tired. For

reals, the passion in him triggered determination and hard work. He planned to become the best

student in chemistry in SS2A that term.

"No one should bring in any book or sheet of paper into the exam hall. Mrs. Eshameh roared. Mrs.

Eshameh was the Business Studies tutor at PATISA. She had been assigned to invigilate Chemistry

because she was strict. She had harsh principles and students feared her. No wonder she wasn't

married.

" I wouldn't repeat myself. There is no lending or borrowing of materials when the exam begins. No

talking to anyone, no standing up, and above all, no cheating! Anyone caught cheating during my

invigilations would be sent out! I would tear your scripts into two, meaning your exam would be forfeited

and you would vouch for a F9 in Chemistry. Have I made myself clear?" she shouted.

Students hated her, most especially; her guts. She was rude at times to the senior staff. She had no

respect for the SS3's. She had once told senior Ganiyu the labor prefect to crawl all around the junior

school section, in front of his juniors because he didn't do her assignment. We grumbled as we entered

the classroom one by one. She had instructed us to queue up outside the classroom for a thorough

body search before the examination. She inspected us as if we were suspected drug barons trying to

sneak some coc aboard.

We got settled in the classroom. I could see many students praying fervently. Everyone was desperate.

I was also nervous. The lazy students got their hopes dashed because they thought a less strict

invigilator would be assigned for our class, so they could cheat and 'giraffe' from the brilliant ones in the

exam.

"Don't open the script until you are told to do so.

Hey Noah, go and lock that door!" she poked at him.

Everyone was frigid. It seemed like judgment day. The class was silent.

"Opening the script without instruction to do so attracts a 5-mark deduction penalty. I would write '-5' on

your script so that your chemistry teacher will deduct that from your total score, and I'm pretty sure that

would dash your hopes. Obedience is better than sacrifice. Start!"

Deji waited a few minutes before he turned over the questions script. He was a holy, godly, and

intelligent guy, probably the only one. I mean, this was very obvious, coupled with the fact that he had a

good character and humility. He was quite astonished, seeing that the questions set for the

examination were from the exact part of the book he read. It was all the topics he perceived would be

asked that were set in the exam. He leaped for joy, in his imaginations. Obviously, he dared not to. Not

even in Mrs. Eshameh's presence.

Suddenly, he started feeling pressed. He forgot to use the restroom, according to his usual custom

before examinations. And he wasn't even pressed before the exam, it was when the exam kicked off

his genitals began to put him under pressure.

"Excuse me Mrs. Eshameh, may I go and use the restroom? I'm pressed please." He humbly asked.

"Were you deaf when I announced that no one should stand up till the end of this paper? Mr man! Sit

down, no peeing or going to ease yourself till this paper ends. You may decide to end your paper now

by submitting and never return again! I Believe by that, you may go to use the toilet as you requested."

She replied harshly.

Deji ambled toward his seat. He held himself tightly, hoping to finish the exam quickly, submit and have

himself eased.

Twenty minutes later, the pressure had doubled. He felt like sprinting out of the examination hall but he

remembered Mrs. Eshameh's words. Also, he happened to be an obedient and meek boy. The

pressure his bladder exerted on him was too much.

Ayo walked up to Mrs. Eshameh, he also took permission to go and use the bathroom which he was

granted without a second thought from her. This seemed unfair to Deji because he had walked to her

earlier for permission and he was turned down.

"Excuse me, ma'am, I thought I came to take permission the other time from you that I wanted to make

use of the restroom."

"Ohw, I'm so sorry, I forgot. Don't worry when Ayo comes back you would go use the toilet."

"Please ma, I'm so pressed. My bladder is full. I can't hold myself anymore. I've been so uncomfortable

writing the exam in this condition, just a minute can do, please. I promise not to cheat or engage in any

naughty act." He pleaded.

" I said no! I doubt if you and Ayo wouldn't go out there to tell yourselves the answers to the questions.

he would be back in a couple of minutes, be patient." Deji returned to his seat and waited

uncomfortably for Ayo to show up so he could dash out of the classroom and go and empty his bladder,

but Ayo took too long. A minute turned into two, and two into several minutes. Then, the unexpected

happened...

Deji released his hand from his manhood after he had held it for a long time being under pressure.

Urine gushed from his pants like a river of water. I mean, he practically wee'd on himself in the exam

hall. This caught the attention of everyone writing the exam. He was so embarrassed.

"What the fuck!! is this water or urine?" Godswill asked as he laughed loudly.

Deji was really embarrassed. His urine flowed from his seat down to the next row. Some of the students

in the class felt self-embarrassed for his sake. Many kept quiet as if nothing happened. Deji buried his

head in sorrow.

"Mother Earth, just swallow me up" he pleaded as tears ran down his cheeks.

"What a pity, oh my God," Mrs. Eshameh sneered. I never knew you were this pressed, I would have

allowed you to go and ease yourself. It wasn't my fault, sorry."

Deji saw Ayo from a distance, catwalking towards the classroom. He returned too late. It wasn't even

his fault. "If not for this unfortunate homo-sapien," he thought.

There was no point going out anymore, he continued his exam with a shattered and disturbed mind. He

couldn't focus, the embarrassment from what happened had drowned him. He answered the questions

halfway, packed up his paper, and went towards Mrs. Eshameh.

"Ma, I'm through," he muttered.

"Hey Deji, I am so sorry for all that happened to you. It wasn't my fault, and I was just doing my job. You

knew my rules and you should have prepared well ahead of the exams. I know you prepared well

academically, I know you are very brilliant and intelligent, but you need to be wise too! I hope you

finished the paper. Did you answer the questions correctly?"

Deji gave no response. He bent his head in shame. "Once again, I'm sorry for all that had happened to

you. I know you are not in a proper emotional state at the moment, but I trust you would be fine.. Once

again, I am sorry." She collected the script from him and inserted it into a big file.

Deji ran out of the classroom and headed to the school toilet in wet pants. Upstodatee from Novel(D)ra/m/a.O(r)g

"Oh God, why would you allow this to happen to me? Why?!! I saved you, I did your will. Amongst my

mates, I believe I am part of the very few that do your desires. But why?!!"

He cried, He had lost every sense of pride and self-dignity in himself. He wished the ground could

swallow him up. He thought of suicide but he never had the means. Besides, this would leave a bad

legacy behind. If he had died, people would say that he killed himself because he messed up in public.

How are his other classmates begin to see him? He knew that would definitely be a trending topic in

SS2A throughout the whole day. It didn't even happen in front of just boys, it happened in front of girls;

the girls he had always wanted to attract by forming big boy and brains for. What if eventually, his

juniors heard about it? Wouldn't he become a laughing stock before the whole school? It was a terrible

moment for him.

Akanni who was a phlegmatic classmate entered the toilet.

"I knew you would be here, I've been looking for you since I finished the exams. I'm so sorry for what

happened to you back at the class. That woman is just a bastard, may God punish her. She was so

unfair not to have allowed you to go and ease yourself. It happens to everyone, we are all mortal

beings. And I don't think the brain sets automatic alarms telling you when next you would feel pressed,

or when you have to go and ease yourself in advance. It just comes spontaneously. That happened

because you were under pressure for too long, there is a limit to how long you can remain under it. But

if I were you, I would have run out of the exam hall even without her permission. I would rather fail the

examination because I protected my respect than fall into the snare of disgrace like that. It wasn't your

fault anyway." Akanni patted his back, comforting him.

"I know you might be thinking about what all the classmates would be saying right now. C'mon, put

yourself together. They never said anything against you. They've cleared up your mess, they knew it

wasn't your fault. They were even raining curses upon the malificient mistress of evil that allowed this

degrading stuff to happen to you. Although some students were indifferent, nobody said anything

against you. Please stop crying."

"Thanks, Akanni," he wiped off the tears.

"You are welcome. So how are you going to change your wet pants? You've got extra school uniform

pants in the hostel?"

"Yes I do, but it has torn a bit at the crotch region, but at least, it's better than wearing this pants soaked

with urine, stinking."

"It's okay, you may remain here while I help you go to your wardrobe and bring the trouser to you."

"That's so kind of you. Here is my wardrobe key, but how are you going to enter the hostel. The hostel

gate is usually locked during school hours."

"Leave that to me. I would jump the fence and sneak into the hostel I am also human so I know what it

feels like going through these."

Akanni hurried out of the out toilet. Deji continued sobbing, lamenting in self-pity.